McDonald ("Chelsea Lately") promises something for both women and men at her stand-up show. "Nothing makes you (more ready for romance) than laughter, so bring your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, partner or sister wives," McDonald said by email. "I've been married for 12 years and I share a lot in my (act), so you will instantly feel better about your own relationship. Single ladies, bring your girlfriends and party with me. Single men, didn't I just mention I get tons of hot single drunk girls at my shows? It will be like shooting fish in a barrel."

8 p.m. and 9:45 p.m. Friday at Zanies St. Charles (4051 E Main Street, St. Charles), 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. Saturday at Zanies Rosemont (5437 Park Place, Rosemont)