Our revels aren't stinting; our cheers are not feeble.
It's time to ring in the new year with Oz Griebel.
How to play Auld Lang Syne with no Guy Lombardo?
It won't sound the same sung by Nancy DiNardo.
And who's at the doorbell? It's Michael Fedele,
Who shared his Ferrari with John B. Kennelly.
Let's grab a few guests and we'll all stage a photo.
Come on, Christine Stuart, pose with Kishimoto.
And speaking of Chrises, let's get touchy-feely,
So Keating and Powell, go link arms with Chris Healy
And pose for a second under our boughs of holly,
George Colli, Heath Fahle and you, Kevin Ollie.
And who is that couple? We've not seen them since
The 9th of November, it's Linda and Vince.
The campaign is over. Your money's all spent.
And one consolation: Chris can now pay his rent.
Thanks once again for the thrills that you gave us.
How could you lose when endorsed by Brad Davis?
Who brought the red wine? Was it you, Auriemmas?
And the crock full of hummus, marked "Klarides, Themis."