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Dreamworks presents "Rise of the Guardians." (Courtesy of Dreamworks / November 26, 2012) |
"Rise of the Guardians" is a humdrum animated film that I'm sure is supposed to be the start of a hot new franchise. The premise is that legendary children's characters, often believed to be imaginary, are in fact real and moonlight as superheroes. I can see where that's a good idea on paper and I won't deny that it's easily marketable. But the film lacks good ideas beyond this most basic stage and quickly becomes dull and joyless, at least for adults who reluctantly see it with their kids.
The main character is Jack Frost (voiced by Chris Pine), an invisible teenager who creates snowstorms. We see him fine, but he's invisible to the children of the film because none of them believe in him. All the parents in the world tell their children that "Jack Frost nipping at your nose" is just an expression. Weird place to draw the line.
Jack is chosen by the unseen Man in the Moon to join The Guardians, who are the world's foremost brings of joy and protectors from harm. The other members are Santa (voiced by Alec Baldwin), The Easter Bunny (voiced by Hugh Jackman), The Tooth Fairy (voiced by Isla Fisher) and the mute Sandman. I'm not sure why The Sandman is supposed to be widely accepted as believable and Jack Frost isn't. I rarely hear anything about him outside of that Metallica song. But the film makes him lighthearted and loveable so I'll let it slide.
The Guardians don't want to let the mischievous Jack join the team, but they need him to combat Pitch aka The Boogeyman (voiced by Jude Law). Pitch is trying to get all the children of the world to believe in him and only him. So he causes nightmares, steals teeth, and smashes Easter eggs in order to get children to stop believing in The Guardians.
Law's voice gives Pitch an eloquent edge, but he's little more than a fame-hungry jerk. Actually, even though they would never stoop to making children unhappy, The Guardians do a lot of squabbling over fame themselves. Santa, The Easter Bunny, and Jack especially do a lot of snipping at each other over whose role is more important. The Tooth Fairy and The Sandman are mutually liked, so it's likely that something bad will happen to at least one of them to get the others united and focused.
The movie doesn't really know what to do with its heroes as action stars. It seems like the film can't see fit to give them many powers beyond their mode of transportation (Santa has his trusty sleigh, The Easter Bunny can burrow through the Earth, and of course The Tooth Fairy can fly) and their choice of minions (elves, yetis, walking eggs and smaller fairies).
The Sandman has the intriguing ability to conjure shapes from sand, but the film fails to give it definition and limits. The team's key weapon in the fight against Pitch is Jack's dubious magic stick, which is infused with the power of, let's say, fun. Also, everybody has the ability to be super-sneaky and avoid being seen. The film never bothers to explain why any of the Guardians would need to avoid being seen, and in fact they gain consequence-free believability points whenever they are.
Here's what you do with a bad-but-harmless holiday film like "Rise of the Guardians." You find a relative that says that they don't get to spend enough time with your kids. You let them spend some quality time together at this movie while you enjoy an afternoon off. This way the kids get to see their movie, the relatives get to bond with them, and you get to skip this lame, generic kiddie junk.
One and a Half Stars out of Five.
"Rise of the Guardians" is rated PG for thematic elements and some mildly scary action. Its running time is 97 minutes.
Contact Bob Garver at rrg251@nyu.edu.
The main character is Jack Frost (voiced by Chris Pine), an invisible teenager who creates snowstorms. We see him fine, but he's invisible to the children of the film because none of them believe in him. All the parents in the world tell their children that "Jack Frost nipping at your nose" is just an expression. Weird place to draw the line.
Jack is chosen by the unseen Man in the Moon to join The Guardians, who are the world's foremost brings of joy and protectors from harm. The other members are Santa (voiced by Alec Baldwin), The Easter Bunny (voiced by Hugh Jackman), The Tooth Fairy (voiced by Isla Fisher) and the mute Sandman. I'm not sure why The Sandman is supposed to be widely accepted as believable and Jack Frost isn't. I rarely hear anything about him outside of that Metallica song. But the film makes him lighthearted and loveable so I'll let it slide.
The Guardians don't want to let the mischievous Jack join the team, but they need him to combat Pitch aka The Boogeyman (voiced by Jude Law). Pitch is trying to get all the children of the world to believe in him and only him. So he causes nightmares, steals teeth, and smashes Easter eggs in order to get children to stop believing in The Guardians.
Law's voice gives Pitch an eloquent edge, but he's little more than a fame-hungry jerk. Actually, even though they would never stoop to making children unhappy, The Guardians do a lot of squabbling over fame themselves. Santa, The Easter Bunny, and Jack especially do a lot of snipping at each other over whose role is more important. The Tooth Fairy and The Sandman are mutually liked, so it's likely that something bad will happen to at least one of them to get the others united and focused.
The movie doesn't really know what to do with its heroes as action stars. It seems like the film can't see fit to give them many powers beyond their mode of transportation (Santa has his trusty sleigh, The Easter Bunny can burrow through the Earth, and of course The Tooth Fairy can fly) and their choice of minions (elves, yetis, walking eggs and smaller fairies).
The Sandman has the intriguing ability to conjure shapes from sand, but the film fails to give it definition and limits. The team's key weapon in the fight against Pitch is Jack's dubious magic stick, which is infused with the power of, let's say, fun. Also, everybody has the ability to be super-sneaky and avoid being seen. The film never bothers to explain why any of the Guardians would need to avoid being seen, and in fact they gain consequence-free believability points whenever they are.
Here's what you do with a bad-but-harmless holiday film like "Rise of the Guardians." You find a relative that says that they don't get to spend enough time with your kids. You let them spend some quality time together at this movie while you enjoy an afternoon off. This way the kids get to see their movie, the relatives get to bond with them, and you get to skip this lame, generic kiddie junk.
One and a Half Stars out of Five.
"Rise of the Guardians" is rated PG for thematic elements and some mildly scary action. Its running time is 97 minutes.
Contact Bob Garver at rrg251@nyu.edu.
