Kourtney Kardashian cried on the latest episode of "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami" and the tears flowed courtesy of her baby weight and boyfriend Scott Disick.
On Sunday's episode of her reality series co-starring sister Kim Kardashian, the eldest Kardashian sister, 33, stepped on a bathroom scale to monitor her weight-loss progress since she gave birth to daughter Penelope last July.
The petite mother of two weighed in at 115 pounds after reportedly gaining 45 pounds during her second pregnancy. Sister Kim, who made headlines with her "vampire facial" on the episode, said she was jealous of Kourtney's weigh-in. But Kourtney's baby daddy was less than pleased.
"Do you know what you're supposed to weigh for your average weight for your height?" Disick said.
The 5-foot-tall reality star said it was probably 105 pounds, though she weighed 95 pounds when she and Disick first met.
"I feel like 93 is the dream," he said. "Your body was bangin' when I first saw you on the beach."
"You are so crazy," she said after breaking down into tears. "I'm trying to do this the healthy way."
"Do it the healthy way — just do it faster," he said.
Disick, who tends to be pretty insensitive on the show and was super-sensitive about his scratched cornea in the episode, spent much of the season complaining about his girlfriend spending too much time with their kids and not focusing on him enough, prompting him to find other ways to fill his time.
In a testimonial, he added, "When we had Mason, I remember her trying to whip herself back into shape pretty quick. This time around, it seems like it's the least of her concerns, and the only thing she thinks about are the kids."
Mothers everywhere probably rolled their eyes big time after that monologue.
These two have fought and made up so many times on the show that we're no longer surprised by his verbal diarrhea. And this (dare we say infuriating?) apology:
"I'm sorry, doll. You're a good-looking lady. You're proportioned properly, you've got a beautiful kneecap and a gorgeous little face."
Lord Disick, always the embodiment of sweet talk.
But it seems that Kardashian took Disick's words to heart and was spotted a few weeks ago flaunting her slimmed-down body in a bikini during a family trip to the beach.
That'll show him, right? Nope, not at all.
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