Big Joe wine glass

( ABC )

New episodes of "Cougar Town" are currently wasting away in some vault at ABC, and with no known premiere date for the show's third season, your "Cougar Town" fan friends are going to need something to help get them through this extremely trying time.

Might we suggest a Big Joe wine glass? Just like the one that tragically shattered on the show, this glass holds an entire bottle of wine. (Let's be honest, you're going to drink the whole thing. You might as well cut out the part where you keep having to refill.)